Jump to Brazil - Uruguay - Argentina - Antarctica - Chile - Argentina (part 2) - Paraguay - Bolivia - Peru - Columbia


Start Date: 4th November 2003

Preparation (Nov 2003)

As the time approaches for us to go, I go into organising mode, as I like my plans to go like clockwork.  We go to my son's place for a week, go to France for a week and the off to Rio.  Having bought two one way tickets to Rio we find out that Brazil will not let us in on a one way ticket.  We phone the Embassy and explain our plans about flying in and leaving overland, they agree that the principal is fine, but no dice.  Plan B, buy the shortest, cheapest air ticket out of Brazil.  Uruguay!  Varig Airlines will not sell a one way ticket for the same reason.  We phone the Uruguayan Embassy (I bet Ronnie Biggs did not have this trouble) - the Uruguayans were happy with our plans and faxed us written permission, this we then faxed to Varig and our ticket agent and two days before we left home we got our tickets. 
Like clockwork.

The friends we were going to France with had already got their tickets and to get us added to their vehicle would cost £100. We thought this was over the top, so we tried getting tickets as foot passengers and this came to £80. We thought that was a laugh, so we abandoned France and decided to drive down to the West Country and visit some friends there.  The House is empty, the Car is loaded and we are off on the first leg to Camberley.  Going round the M25 the car blew a gasket or something and we have to limp the last few miles to Camberley trailing clouds of black smoke behind us and we have to abandon the West Country plans, and the car goes to the knackers yard.  
Like clockwork.

During our time with Matthew and Ceri Helen's recent deep tooth filling starts playing up, followed by a heavy cold.  Once all this has cleared up I am rushed to hospital and after half the night there I am diagnosed with pneumonia.  I am put on a cocktail of medications and have to go back to the hospital the day before we are due to leave for Rio to find out if I am OK or have to be admitted.
Like clockwork!

Back to the hospital for my final check up, and fingers crossed we can go.  After blood test, x-ray and physical once over, and, as the hospital has military connections they even phoned the RAF to see if it was okay for me to fly.  I was impressed with this, but as nobody at the RAF knows me I couldn't really see the point.  But another bucket full of pills and the all clear.

Into South America

Brazil

After a tedious flight, where the only points of interest were, when we checked in a select few (including us) had to go through an extra security check, and take our shoes off, so they could run some sort of sniffer device round and in them.  I know the Americans have a hygiene fetish, but checking for foot odour before we board the plane I think is a bit OTT.  In transit, at Washington, we had another security check, and this time everybody had to take their shoes off, and put them through the x-ray machine.  Nobody had spent their time on the flight converting their footwear into something else, so we were all allowed through, and then on to Rio.

Rio, with its beaches at Copacabana and Ipanema, the biggest carnival in the world and the huge statue of Christ on top of Corcovado.  Unfortunately, we do not have the right swim wear (string wear) or the right figures for the beaches, we are nine months too late for the Carnival, so the only thing left was J.C. up on the hill (well and a few bars).

So we did that and then headed off to the Pantanal, a huge area of savannah, three times the size of Holland.  This vast area of planes supports a few estancias, where the cowboys go out on horse back to tend the herds of scrawny cattle, some mammals, such as jaguar, puma and giant anteater, of which we unfortunately saw none of, also capybara (the world's largest rodent) caymens (alligators) and a huge variety of bird life.  Although the Pantanal itself gets little rainfall during the wet season, the river Paraguay, whose source is elsewhere, overflows onto this wilderness raising the water level some three metres above the low water mark and covering more than 60% of the land.

During the wet season there is a lot of competition for land which accounts for the low animal population density now.  We are here at the end of the dry season, our camp is five hours drive from the nearest town, so we have miles to look around on our daily walks to find wildlife, and learn about the native uses of the plant life.  One day we went to another camp, this was by a river inhabited by four foot long caymen (alligators).  We knew they were there as they were on the banks of the river when we arrived.  Our guides said we could swim in the river if we liked, as the caymen were more scared of us than we of them, what do they know? but, we did swim and no-one was eaten.  The guides now getting a feeling for this took us off in the afternoon for an hours walk to another river, to go fishing.  So, there we were, all standing up to our waists in water fishing for piranha!  After we took our catch back to camp, I was that man-eating fish.

On one of our walks, I think the guide got fed up with looking for the elusive jaguars, so showed us some of the local flora.  One seed pod we saw and mucked about with was used for tattoos, cutting the pod in half adding a drop of water and mushing the seeds up produced a clear liquid.  Which was about as interesting as watching paint dry, the only difference is when this clear liquid dried it left our hairless fingers splodged with purple dye that lasted for about a week. We had planned to go horse  riding with the Gauchos in Argentina, but after a half day riding in the Pantanal, on wayward horses that do not understand English, and arriving back with sore bums, those plans are out of the window. But the good news is we got out of the wilderness and back to Campo Grande in time for my birthday, and I was able to celebrate the big six oh with a few beers.

Iguaca fallsOur next town is Foz do Iguaça, a sixteen hour bus ride south, and hopefully a bit cooler.  The waterfalls on the Rio Iguaça are amazing.  275 falls dropping some 260 feet, they are truly magnificent and probably the best falls in the world.  We spent most of the day on the Brazilian side looking round and tomorrow we will go over to Argentina for a different perspective.  That night the rains came and in torrents, wind, thunder lightning, the lot.  It brought down a tree outside our Hotel and that brought down an electricity pole, dozens of cables and a transformer, and a few bits off of nearby buildings.  It rained most of the next day, and some of the day after, but this day we went to Itaipu Dam, the biggest hydro electric project in the world.  Built on the Rio Parana, between Brazil and Paraguay, this visit was to kill some time on a miserable day, but it was interesting and really worthwhile.  Back to sunny days and across to Argentina, for the falls.  After the recent rains the amazing falls became stunning, gobsmacking, awesome.....   We got soaked several times during the day, as we took in the 275 falls from different locations and levels.  There is a platform above the top of the biggest fall, about fifteen feet over the water level, every so often a spray, some twenty feet above our heads, would come up from the fall and sweep across the platform soaking everybody.  Awesome.

Coastward bound, we get the overnight bus to Curitiba, and from there to the coast it is another one and a half hour bus ride at R$15 (three quid) or a four hour train ride at R$33 (six pounds fifty).  We are not train spotting anoraks, but we opted for the railway ride.  Its route through the Serra do Mar range and Atlantic Rain Forest, through tunnels, over trestles and clinging to the side of cliffs, was fantastic.  Definitely the best train ride in Brazil, and probably one of the railway journeys of the world.

From here we ambled down the coast to Uruguay.  We, like the swallows are heading  south for the summer, and plan to come back to the north of Brazil when we come back up the east coast.

Uruguay (Dec 2003)

Our arrival into Uruguay was via the small border town of Chuy.  Chuy has the look and feel of an old frontier town, and in this one the border runs down the centre of the main road.  One one side of the road is Brazil, the currency is the real and the language is Portuguese.  Cross over and it's Uruguay,  Spanish and pesos.  And just so life does not get too easy for the townsfolk there is a one hour difference between countries.  There is a propensity for the people in this part of the world to drink Yerba Mate (pronounced matay).  They have a cup (a hollowed out gourd), fill it with mate (a sort of green sawdust) top up with hot water and sip through a straw with a filter on the end of it.  They carry this cup with them everywhere, and to ensure they do not run out they carry a flask of hot water with them, on the bus, on the streets, in the shops, cup in hand and flask under the arm.  Shops and private houses even sell hot water to top the flasks up.  We wanted to try some of this stuff, but it's not available in cafés or anywhere, as everybody carries their own.  In the end I had to ask someone if I could have a suck on his straw, and, unsurprisingly, it tasted like green sawdust..

On our previous trip we were jealous of other travellers who could just get on a bus and hours later be at a destination hundreds of miles away, a trip that would take us days by bike.  But, after humping our bags from bus stop to bus stop, checking out our a hotel at 11.00 in the morning and waiting for a bus at 10.00 at night, and watching the bus drive past some sites worth stopping to look at, in order to get to some crummy town, we have decided that cycling is the nicest and easiest way to travel, and the Journey really IS the Destination. (but we still have the Andes to come!)

Montevideo, Capital City on the mighty river Plate, and all of the bookshops still sell a range of books about the Graf Spee.  From here, our last stop in Uruguay, Colonia.  This is a nice, laid back town, where we took in a bit of culture.  Colonia was originally founded by the Portuguese in 1680, and used to run tax free goodies in and out of Spanish America.  Spain eventually got fed up with this arrangement and after a short conflict took the city in 1762.  The Old Town is all cobble stone streets and still a lot of old buildings and fortifications.  We relaxed here before crossing the river Plate, at this point possibly one hundred miles up river, the Plate is still probably twenty five miles wide.  Our last night here, we got invited to learn about the secrets of "mate" how to make it, how to drink it and the social aspect of passing the cup round.  And with all this new knowledge and skill I still think it tastes like green sawdust.  Ferry tomorrow.

Argentina (Jan 2004)

Buenos Aires capital city and gateway to Argentina.  We had a few days here sampling the sights and delights.  The City has a lot of ornate Louis style architecture and huge streets, some of them are sixteen lanes wide, so you have to be a bit of a Linford Christie to get across before the lights change, especially with sixteen cars on the front row with engines revving.  One of the sights on the list was the Casa Rosada (the Pink Presidential Palace) and standing in the Plaza de Mayo we could gaze up to the balcony from where, in her heyday, Eva Peron (or was it Madonna) enthralled the crowds.  Along the same theme we went to the district of Recoleta  and the cemetery there.  A real necropolis, a City of Sarcophagi, huge granite buildings with ornate masonry, some with glass doors and brass carriage lamps, and number fifty four is the last resting place of the aforementioned Stateswoman (or was it that Pop Star).  Another District La Boc a has narrow streets, tango, the houses painted in varied and bright colours, tango, and home to the Boca Juniors Football Club, and the handball champion Maradona (that singer gets everywhere). Tomorrow, all Buenos Aires will be a blaze in blue and gold as the Boca Juniors win the club world cup.  Tango, inside or outside most of the cafés and bars, in the streets, everywhere there is tango.  As soon as we had as much tango as we could take we moved on to Mendoza, in the heart of the Argentinian wine country.  This turned out to be not the best of moves.  Mendoza is a nice city with wide tree lined streets, but having explored it, visited the wineries and sampled their products we started to make plans to move on.  On the seventeenth of December we enquired about buses to other destinations and were told "not this year" they were all booked up until January.  Nice as it is we were not staying that long.

After going round all the bus companies the only seat we could get was to Puerto Madryn ( which is good) a twenty three hour bus journey setting off at 7pm. Christmas Eve and arriving at 6pm. Christmas Day (which is not quite so good), and hope we can find room at the inn.  Passing the extra time that we now have in Mendoza we decided to look round some of the outlying districts.  Getting the buses seems to be a bit of a lottery as the bus that you want, with the number and the destination on the front that you want, when you get on and ask the driver if you are on the right bus he says "no".  You try it with the next bus, same result, and the next bus, with luck, might be the right one.  I put this down to my lack of Spanish, but, the locals seem to have the same problem, as they often flag the bus down, ask the driver, and then get off again.  So, if it says Maipu on the front, it may, or may not, be going to Maipu. Years of practice have gone into perfecting this system,

On our arrival in Patagonia, on Christmas Day, we had more luck than Joseph and Mary as "we" found a Hotel.  Puerto Madryn or Port Madryn as it was called by its Welsh founders, is our first stop. From here we took trips out to visit Penguin, Elephant Seal and Sea Lion colonies, as well as other indigenous wildlife, and if, unlike us, you come at the right time of year you can see whales in the bay.  For us, it is yet another place in yet another country where we have been two or three weeks too late for the whales.  At this point Helen's tooth, that she had taken the trouble to sort out before leaving home, the one that played up a while before leaving the country, has now decided to give up all together.  We have to go to a Spanish speaking Dentist and explain the problem, and after a conversation, in two languages, he pulled the tooth out.  End of discussion.

During our tours round, looking for penguins etc. we visited a Welsh town (there are a number of them across Patagonia), with Welsh street names, Welsh house names, we even had tea in a tea shop where the waitresses dressed in Welsh costumes, served tea speaking Spanish. Di, had tea here when she was still alive and still Princess of Wales. Time to move on. Another eighteen hours on the bus, this time to Rio Gallegos.  This is only a stop over point, but to get here it is eighteen hours over a flat featureless landscape of nothing.  As far as the eye can see, in every direction, nothing.  When we arrived at the bus station, on the edge of town, we took some time to plan, and bought tickets for the next hop, and the next bus goes in four days time.  Rio Gallegos sits on the banks of a river of the same name, inhabitants 75,000, wool,  coal and whatever are shipped out from here.  The town also has three tourist offices.  We go into town, find lodgings, get bearings and recover from the bus trip.  The next day we go to the tourist office, a large, nice looking, period building.  Big office, lots of desks, and we enquire "what is there to see and do here?" and our tourist officer says "I am sorry, there are only three museums"  We ask if there is anything out of town "No, nothing!"  I refrain from asking why there are three tourist offices if there is "nothing" for tourists or tourism.  Instead I ponder how we are going to fit in three museums in four days (as it turned out one of these is closed) while we wait for our bus to Ushuaia,  Tierra del Fuego and the very end of the road in South America. Supposedly Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid robbed a bank here, if they did they found more to do here than we did.

Heading for the Land of Fire, we pass through a part of Chile, which necessitates, form filling, queueing for passport control, out of Argentina and again into Chile.  At the Straights of Magellan we have to de-bus to board a rusty barge type ferry for the short crossing, and then a bit later the passport control fiasco all over again.  A whole bus load queueing to get stamped out of Chile and the queueing to get stamped back into Argentina.  Then on to Ushuaia.  Ushuaia sits on the banks of the Beagle Channel at the end of the Andes and according to locals at the end of the world, as "El Fin Del Mundo" is everywhere, and at 54 degrees 49 minutes south it is the most southerly city in the world.  This beautiful location was a one time penal colony, and for a short while it is home to us, even though we are leaving tomorrow for a short trip.

Antarctica (Feb 2004)

This is the unplanned, on a whim, budget breaking part of the trip.

We have never desired to go on a cruise before, but, after a lot of soul searching, decided to go on this one.  Setting sail at 7pm we motored down the  Beagle Channel, in the MV Ushuaia, drinks in hand, and beautiful landscapes on either side of us, and the sun going down over the stern.  Once we had reached the open sea we turned right to cross Drake's Passage, and during the night and the next day the winds and the seas of the Cape Horn Region lived up to their reputation by laying low two thirds of the ship's compliment.  In our cabin (as with others) anything not nailed down was flung around the room, drawers were dumped out of their cabinets, chairs turned upside down, chaos everywhere.  In our several rushes to the toilet we had to negotiate this debris while the ship was bucking like a demented bronco.  But the following day the wind had dropped and the seas were calmer, and the sun shone.  Everything was wonderful, and we were followed by petrels, skua and albatross, and, at 8.30 that night we saw an iceberg.  Our first sign that we were nearing "Antarctica".  As icebergs go this one was quite boring, as from ten miles away it looked like a block of flats.  The Captain took the trouble to go up close to the left hand side of the iceberg, and turn right to travel along its whole length, before rounding and continuing south.  There was no fear of hitting it as we had more lookouts than the Titanic had crew. Up close it was some one hundred feet high, and approximately six hundred feet wide, a HUGE slab of ice shelf.  It may have been a boring shape, but it was our first iceberg, and WE were very excited.

Our first day here we did a landing in the Melchior Archipelago, and saw fur seal, penguins and a lot of snow and ice.  In the afternoon we did a landing on mainland Antarctica, at this point we considered we were probably the first two people from Doric Avenue Rochford to have ever set foot on this snowbound continent.  Also, at this point the heating in the ship packed up, and images of Shackleton came to mind.  We had relative freedom of the ship, and one of the popular gathering places was on the Bridge.  Cruising through the icebergs attracted a lot of viewers, sometimes there were that many people on the bridge that the Captain, apologetically, asked if he could be allowed a bit of a view to be able to negotiate the ship through the icebergs.  During our six days here we cruised in the ship through narrow channels, between the Archipelago and the Peninsular, watching humpback and minke whales (whales at last) around the ship.  Stunning scenery everywhere.  Cruising round Antarctica we had the luxury of twenty four hour daylight, unfortunately, we did not have the stamina to go with it.  Two landings each day to see glaciers, climbing hills, and sliding down ice fields, and watch colonies of Adelie, Chinstrap and Gentoo penguins.  To be in these colonies of thousands of birds is a fantastic experience, and we had Zodiac rides amongst icebergs, carved by nature into the most amazing shapes, designs and colours.  With small ice floes carrying basking Crabeater and Leopard Seals.  The whole thing is so amazing, and so fantastic it is a total fantasy land that I cannot find the words to describe it.  You just HAVE to see it with your own eyes.

iceberg | in the dingy | the boat | wildlife

The forecast for the return trip was not good so we had to cut our last landing and prepare for a long, hard Drake Crossing.  In the event it was not too bad, but also by then we were seasoned sailors!

A magic trip, highly memorable, highly recommendable, impossible to top. I now belong to a higher cult of mortals for I have seen the albatross

Chile (Mar 2004)

Although crossing the Andes into Chile we still stay in Patagonia and the Lake District.  Our first stop was Valdivia.  Valdivia is set in the confluence of several rivers.  When they were here the Spanish had a lot of trouble with local Mapuche Indians, and foreign invaders from the sea.  So they built a series of fortifications to defend the area.  In 1818 when Chile declared independence from Spain, the Spanish managed to hold on to this area for a further two years until Chile employed the services of Scotsman Lord Cochrane to liberate the town.  We toured some of the waterways, some of the forts and sampled some of the local beer.  We moved on to Pucon.

Dominating the town is the 2840 m. (9375 ft.) volcano Villarrica, a classic volcano shape and snow capped, South America's most active volcano, although from the town it looks fast asleep.  Climbing this is the thing to do and we have opted to go with a tour company, as they supply all the gear: waterproofs, snow boots, crampons, ice axes and gas masks.  Now, I have followed some smelly bottoms on treks but as to yet have never had to resort to gas masks, I am now not so keen to meet our fellow climbers.  It was totally cloudless when we booked our trip for the following day, but overnight the weather closed in so the next morning, no climb.  Nor the next day.  But, day three was clear, and we were off and up.  A bus to the start, and then five hours slog, over lava, snow and ice.

When you got to the top it "took your breath away" not the climb, not the altitude, not the view, but, the noxious gasses coming out of the volcano, where is that gas mask?  It may have looked fast asleep from the town, and I admit it is not actually doing very much now, but, it is pumping tons of fumes into the air, and does erupt time to time.  Going down was a lot easier, quicker and more fun.  It was "on yer bum" and slide.  In a number of different descents it totalled some three quarters of a mile of sliding down and then walk the rest.  Fantastic.  With a few volcanoes around the area is littered with thermal springs, and sitting in volcano heated water, drinking an electrolux cooled beer, is definitely "the biz".  We have now had four days rain in the last two months, which we think is too much, so we are now moving up to sunnier climes.

Going north we leave the Lake District and Patagonia, our plan is to go right to the north of Chile, but we broke the journey up by stopping off for two days at Valparaiso.  A seaside town built on twenty nine hills, and the lower levels are connected to the upper levels by steep cobble stone streets and sixteen veniculars, built in the eighteen hundreds.  It cost one hundred and fifty pesos to use the public toilets here, and by the smell of some of the streets most people save their money!  Next Caldera, one day, and then Chañaral for the Parque Nacional Pan de Azucar.  Last Sunday we were standing on the top of a snow capped volcano, and this Sunday we are camping on the shores of the Pacific Ocean and on the edge of the vast Atacama Desert, the driest place on earth.

Moving further into the Atacama we had a quick stop at Calama and the weather forecast is "today will be dry and sunny" apparently it has never rained here, but on to our destination, San Pedro de Atacama, this is a village of dirt roads and adobe buildings in the middle of nowhere.  Here, apart from soaking up the sun, and the red wine, we took treks and trips to local valleys and ruins of the original Atacameña people.  The nearby Laguna Chaxa Salt Lake and one of the highlights was the El Tatio Geysers, and at four thousand three hundred metres (14,200 feet) above sea level are the highest geysers in the world.  This is a vast volcanic area with fifty two volcanoes, but forty eight of them are extinct.  At this very moment all my mates are off skiing, not to be outdone we hired a couple of mountain bikes and a couple of boards and headed out to the Valley of the Dead to do some boarding on the sand dunes.  Good fun, but, hard work in the desert sun.  Tomorrow we leave Chile for the last time as we head back into Argentina.

Argentina (part 2) (Apr 2004)

I forgot, while we were in San Pedro we went to a drive in bank, on our cycle trip we went to drive in banks in the US, queueing up amongst all the big American cars on our push-bikes.  But, in San Pedro it was different, it was the bank itself that drove in, so, the hole in the wall machine was actually a hole in the side of a van.  Leaving San Pedro it is a twelve hour bus ride to Salta, Argentina, and about ten of these hours is crossing the vast wilderness of the Andes.  A few days in Salta and then Resistencia, and then Mercedes.  Here we catch a local bus to go into the wetlands reserve of Esteros del Iberia.  This is a great place for wildlife, but mainly birds.  We stayed in the village of Colonia Carlos Pelegrini.  The dirt roads are ankle deep or more with sand, and everybody seems to live in a tumble down shack with a half an acre of ground.

From here north to Posadas where we leave Argentina for the last time.  "Don´t cry for me". And a game of musical buses, you buy your ticket to Encarnacion, Paraguay, get off the bus at the bridge over the Rio Parana for immigration, then wait for the next bus to the other side of the river.  Get off the bus for immigration and then catch the next bus into Encarnacion.

Paraguay (Apr 2004)

Our book says that "Paraguay falls beneath the radar of most travellers", but I think planning is the key,  time spent planning is never time wasted.  The Plan.  Visit two Jesuit ruins outside of Encarnacion, go to Asuncion, catch a thirty hour river boat ride to Concepcion.  Our book says this is "not for the faint hearted" and we are not faint hearted.  Catch a bus through the Chaco, visiting what we can.  This bit of the plan we have to make up as we go along, as the Chaco is a scrub savannah bigger than the U.K. with a few dirt roads, little transport and a population density of about one person per square kilometre.  In our book one of the settlements where its possible to stay, it says "the owners are friendly, but are limited in their Spanish and Hochdeutch", it should suit us as my Spanish is limited and I don´t know what to say about my Hochdeutch.  We will see.

We got to see the Missions at Trinidad and Jesus.  The Jesuits came to South America and set about building vast missions in order to help, feed, clothe, house and educate the indigenous population.  But, by the 1760´s the Jesuits were being expelled as their ways did not fit in with the doctrines of the time, which appear to be convert or kill.  We moved on to Asuncion, the Capital.  We got there Saturday afternoon, and it was shut, and it was closed all day Sunday as well.  On Monday we went to the tourist information office where they knew very little about Asuncion, and even less about the rest of the Country.  They gave us a map of the City Centre, which I think had been drawn by a six year old , and some brochures of Brazil.  They also told us that it was Semana Santa (Easter) and Paraguay would be shut for four days.  We went to the docks and they confirmed there would be no ferries going up river.

We decided to nip back into Argentina (only an hour from here) to the Parque Rio Pilcomayo and camp the Easter away.  After two hours at the bus station, and not finding the bus to Argentina, getting conflicting information from everybody we spoke to, we decided to admit perhaps we are "faint hearted" and throw the towel in and get on a bus to Bolivia.  None of the bus companies send their poshest buses on routes like the one across the Chaco, but I was hoping for something a bit better than the one we had for our twenty six hour journey.  Two hours late to start with, and it looked and sounded like it should have been pensioned off years ago.

Going north through Paraguay we stopped at a number of small towns and settlements to drop off passengers or to deliver goods and groceries. We also had a number of unscheduled stops for running repairs.  Eventually, we crossed into Bolivia and in the village of Villa Monte the bus died altogether.  After an eight hour wait an alternative bus turned up, looking slightly worse than the first one, but we all gratefully piled on board and carried on from where we left off.  Drive for a bit, stop for a repair and drive a bit more.  Two of these stops needed the engine turned off, and to re-start the first time the bus rolled down the hill and bump started.  The second time everybody had to get off and push, eventually, thirty six hours after we set off we arrived in Santa Cruz, Bolivia.

Our book says "Bolivia falls beneath most travellers radar"

Bolivia (Jun 2004)

On entering Bolivia we filled in our Immigration Cards the same (apart from names and passport numbers), but, the nice little man behind the desk gave Helen a 90 day permit and me a 30 day permit.  Good start.

Our first stop in Bolivia is Santa Cruz, where we spent a few days planning, getting dosh and watching the sloths in the trees in the main square.  Bolivia appears to be a country of world records.  From Santa Cruz we head for the city, and World Heritage Site of Sucre.  Sucre claims to be (is) the Capital of Bolivia, as does (is) La Paz (possibly giving Bolivia the most capital cities in the world).  But it is a beautiful city apart from the vehicles belching out black smoke and the indigenous using the gutters as toilets, we spent a bit of time here taking in the culture and trying to pick up a bit of the local lingo.  Just outside the town there are some dinosaur footprints.  This area consists of the most species, the greatest number of prints, and the longest trail of prints in the world.  And, a trip to the nearby indigenous village of Tarabuco on market day was truly an experience.  But enough of culture and up onto the Altiplano, and Potosi.  At 4,070 m. (13,431 feet) a.s.l. the highest city in the world.  I hope we are not here for long, as at over 10,000 feet I have an alcohol ban.

We needed a few days to acclimatise, we did this by going to the local thermal springs for a hot swim and by going to some local museums.  One of which was the old mint, in Colonial times the Spanish mined silver from the nearby Cerro Rico and in this mint turned it into coins.  The largest of these were valued at eight Reales the original "pieces of eight".  The Spanish have gone and the high grade silver has gone, but there are still some 200 miners working in these mines, mining lead, zinc, tin and some low grade silver.  The miners are a co-operative with different groups working their own seams, and still using Colonial style methods, pick and shovel, hand winches and pushing "dolly" wagons with a ton or two of ore by hand.  The youngest worker is about 8 years old, and the average life expectancy is about 45 years, due to the medieval conditions, and the noxious gasses.  Sounds like just the place to visit!  The tour starts by getting kitted out with overalls, wellies, helmet and lamp.  The off to the miners market to buy a few trinkets as gifts for the workers.  At the shops and stores you can buy anything a miner could possibly want, a stick of dynamite, detonator and fuse is 10 Bs (69p) a bottle of sugar cane spirit 96% alc. labelled "Buena Gusta" (good taste).  After trying it I don´t think I had any taste for a week, 6Bs (42p) a bottle.  Orangeade and a big bag full of Coca leaves at 5Bs (35p).  No wonder they don´t live long.

Stocked up we headed up the mountain.  The mine entrance is some 4,000 m. (13,200 ft.) a.s.l. high above the town.  The main tunnel was high enough to walk upright most of the time, but at times only three or four feet high.  On the outward, downhill stretch, dolly wagons laden with ore and two waggoners riding on the back would hurtle through the tunnel, on rickety rails Indiana Jones style, and we would have to get into a recess or something to get out of the way.  This is a real working mine.  We descended three levels by means of crawling, and sliding down  worked out seams, level by level, and the only light is the one on the helmet, and the further down we go the hotter it got.  From level three we had the option to go down to level four, or wait, only half the group went.  It started by descending vertically through a hole in the floor, with slippery muddy hand and foot holds, onto a rickety, muddy, home made ladder, the bottom of which was perched on the top of another slippery hole, where once you were into it enough there was a knotted rope, and you could lower yourself onto another rickety ladder and eventually to the face where the miner was working with hammer and chisel.  By now the temp. is 38c (104f) and there are still three hotter levels below us.  It was hot, cramped and smelly.  We returned up the same crawly, slippery route.  The miners in this group take this same route backwards and forwards every day, and do an eight hour shift, or more.  I thought with only a visit "eee it were 'ard down pit".

Helen went to the market.  From here to Uyuni, a small town in the middle of nowhere.  From here we embarked on a five day trip starting with the vast Salar de Uyuni, and at over 12,000 sq kms is the largest salt flat in the world.  Some years ago, in Swedish Lapland I stayed in an ice Hotel, the building, the beds, chairs and even the bar were all made of ice.  Our first night here we stayed in a Hotel made of salt, the building, beds, tables and chairs all were made of salt.  Our first stop the next day was an Island in the middle of this vast salt lake, this rocky outcrop is home to a isolated colony of vizcachas, a sort of long tailed, rock climbing rabbit, and huge cacti, up to a thousand years old, and amazing volcanic rock formations.  Our second night was in a hovel, somewhere.  Next day was desert, sand , rocks, scrub and a couple of lagunas packed with flamingos, and some incredible wind worn rock formations.  That nights hovel made last nights look like the Ritz.  We are high here, over 4,000 m. (13,500 ft) the night is bitterly cold and we have a 5:30 am start ...super.

First off to the Geysers, 4,950m (16,335ft) a.s.l. there are no water spouts here, but a huge amount of steam, pumping out of the ground, and loads of boiling mud.  The next stop, Laguna Verdi.  On our way there, driving across a vast stretch of desert, with nothing as far as the eye could see, in fact our driver didn't even see the rock that shook the vehicle and bent the wheel.  Change the wheel and to Laguna Verdi.  Breakfast and some engine maintenance.  Then back to the hovel for lunch, and for the exhaust to be taken off and repaired.  While this was being done three of us walked three miles to Laguna Colorado, black volcanic lava surrounding white borax and the red water of the Lagoon, an amazing sight.  And, thousands of flamingos.  The adobe dwelling on night four was O.K.  The last day was a long run back to Uyuni, taking in some rock valleys of ancient civilizations, a couple of remote villages, and a lot of desert with only one interruption when we ran out of petrol and had to wait in this desert for someone else to come by and syphon some fuel out of their car.  One other highlight of Uyuni is the Cementerio de Trens.  A train "graveyard" a couple of sections of now disconnected rail is now the last resting place of dozens or old steam locos, with tenders, wagons and coaches littered everywhere.  An amazing sight.

I have managed to persuade immigration to extend my permit, which is handy as my thirty days are almost up.  A bit more south now to Tupiza, and thankfully below ten thousand feet, so beer is back on the menu again.  Here our objectives are warmth, (the nights are cold up on the Altiplano) walking, and horse riding.  During our outings we came across the trail of Butch and Sundance again.  North of Tupiza is a place called Huanca Huañusca, this is a lonely desolate spot, there is nothing here but a dirt road and a stone built cattle pen, and a lot of mountains.  Ninety six years ago it must have been even more remote and desolate, but here Butch and Sundance robbed an Aramayo payroll on its way to the mines, they then spent the night in the cattle pen and then in the morning legged it on foot across the mountains to the village of San Vicente, where they were forced into dramatic and permanent retirement.  After our fill of this amazing countryside and it really is incredibly beautiful, and after getting saddle sore, we hopped on the train north to La Paz.

Amazingly the railway does not go all the way to the capital, but stops three hours south at the town of Oruro, and just east of here Che Guevara, another well known name was also forced into dramatic and permanent retirement.  We get on the bus to the highest capital city in the world, here we took in a couple of museums and a few markets.  La Paz is one BIG market, but the best is the sitches market where you can buy all sorts of lotions, potions, skulls and dried Llama foetuses (God knows what you do with them).  We have missed the ski season in the mountains above La Paz,  topping out at five thousand three hundred and twenty metres, its the highest ski resort in the world.  Most people only have enough puff to do one or two runs, perhaps its just as well we missed it.  The other thing we missed is the visit to San Pedro prison, the Authorities are fed up with the inmates running a tour business on the side (or on the inside) so now there is a ban on Gringo visitors.

Planning ahead our route out of La Paz has various names, including "the Death Road" and "the Most Dangerous Road in the World".  We have friends who still have nightmares about going by bus on this road.  Starting at Yolosa eleven hundred metres A.S.L. this narrow dirt road winds its way up the steep mountainside topping out at four thousand eight hundred metres (15,840 feet)A.S.L.  and with sheer drops of up to nine hundred metres off the side.  A lot to worry about.  But meanwhile we go to the Valle de Luna, an area south of town with a load of fantasticly eroded rock formations.  We gave the highest zoo in the world a miss, but did some more markets (Helen is a market person).  And now we have the answer to our road problem, WE ARE GOING BY BIKE, and luckily, we have to go down and not up.

The Ride.  Even with blue skies and sunshine an early start at this altitude requires four layers and waterproofs over the top, a hat under the cycle helmet, and gloves under the cycle gloves.  And Off.  Whizzing down the tarmac, amongst some of the most amazing mountain scenery.  We had to get off and walk past the drug checkpoint, and shortly after that we had an uphill stretch, and despite having twenty seven gears, at twelve thousand feet we did not have the puff, so we had to do a bit of walking.  After fifteen kms. we run out of tarmac, and it was down the dirt track.  When we met lorries coming up we had to get off our bikes and stand at the side of the road (on the cliff side) until they were past (there is VERY little margin for error).  We went under a series of waterfalls, and through two rivers, by the time we got to the bottom we were in shorts and tee shirts, filthy dirty and wet shoes and feet.  Sixty four kms. whizzing down this dirt road SCARRRRY or what?? see some photos

After the ride we spend a couple of days in the tropical cloud forest town of Coroico (this is a big coca growing area)  From here we are heading into the Bolivian Amazon basin.  At this point we are feeling a bit foolish as the bus we are getting on has just come from La Paz, all the way down the mountain without killing anybody, we could have done it the easy way.  From Coroico we got a lift in a pick-up truck to a road junction where our bus was an hour late.  From there it hurtled along trying to make up for lost time, along a road as dangerous as the one we cycled down, but this one is levelish.  As it was getting dark we got a puncture in a rear wheel, the first thing they discovered was that the T-bar did not fill the wheel nut socket, after some discussion they jacked the bus up, got the spare wheel out, and after all this the T-bar still did not fit the socket.  So they put everything back and drove slowly to the next village (double wheels on the back).  Borrow some tools, change the wheel.  On to the next town, stop for dinner, repair the puncture and change the wheel back.  (bear in mind that these towns are wooden shantys alongside the muddy road).  At about two in the morning  we came across another bus that had been broken down for eight hours, and loaded the eighteen passengers, and their luggage onto our already full bus, good job there is only another six hours to go.

From Rurrenabaque we set off on a three day trip to the pampas.  A four hour 4 X 4 ride and a two hour boat ride gets us to our camp.  The area is all dense vegetation, but a short boat ride up river brings us to the pampas, an area of waist high reed like grass.  Remember this is the Amazon Basin with the emphasis on Basin, everywhere is thigh deep in water, and we are wading through this looking for Anaconda. We came to a bit of an island where we, and a couple of other groups, waited while our guides went out and found a snake, brought it back for a photo shoot.  On our route back to the boat we came across a Mamba (which is poisonous) and it was hardly distinguishable from the grass we were walking through!  The rest of the time we were cruising the waterways in the motor canoe looking out for birds, monkeys, cayman and pink dolphins.  Helen had a quick dip with the dolphins.  Back to town and then off to the jungle.

Here, we saw a LOT of trees, we could hear a lot of animal noises but not see the animals.  We had to limit our pleasures to annoying a tarantula and eating termites.  But the jungle walks were good, hacking a route through the undergrowth (the guide was doing the hacking as gringos are not allowed to have that sort of fun).  Crossing streams by walking on fallen logs, or swinging "Tarzan style" on vines.  On our second night we saw a young Jaguar by the camp and on our last day the Amazon reminded us this is a rain forest - IT RAINED - real jungle type rain adding some more mud and water to our trek.  Back in town our flight out at seven a.m. the next day is "off" due to the weather.  Helen does not want to go by bus as the dodgy bit of road is towards the end of a twenty two hour drive, and only one driver.  After checking the weather reports at the office every two hours we eventually flew out at six p.m.  When it rains here the planes don't fly, and the roads become too boggy for the buses to run.  A couple of days in La Paz and then a couple of days in Copacabana on the shores of Lake Titicaca and hopefully tomorrow Peru.  Bolivia is a really fantastic country to visit, and if you like chicken and rice a lot this is the place to be.

Our last update was sent from La Paz, as the e-mail costs about six times as much in Copacabana.  So, we anticipated the ending of the Bolivia section.  There are two border crossings between La Paz and Peru, one of them in recent months has been the scene of unrest with the immigration offices and buses being stoned, and the crossing point often closed.  We took the other route via Copacabana.  We arrived in town, sunny afternoon, street traders every where and the sparkling lake Titicaca at the end of the road.  It looked idyllic.  That evening everywhere shut, cafés, restaurants, shops, the lot, as rioters roamed the streets letting off fireworks and dynamite and lighting fires in the square.

All businesses remained shut, the roads were blocked in and out of town, leaving us with nothing to do and nowhere to go.  To some extent this was handy as we have just about run out of Bolivian money, anticipating being in Peru within a day or so.  The source of this unrest was the local Mayor, who had been accused of corruption and was voted out of office, but he refused to go.  Copacabana has only about two dozen streets, and it took the mobs some three days to find the Mayor.  After he was gathered up he was transported to La Paz and businesses re-opened, and we got the bus to Peru.  Good job we didn't take the difficult crossing!

Peru (July 2004)

I have been to Peru before, so we will skip some of the things I have already done, but I will have to repeat some of the highlights for Helen's sake.  Our first stop is Puno, still on the shores of Lake Titicaca, Lake Titicaca is the highest navigable lake in the world, although I am not sure how you would quantify that.  But the last time I was here there was a board giving the size, dates etc. of ships that have sailed these waters, that is now gone.  But the first ship is still here, or at least the hull, engine room and superstructure.  The Yavari, built on the Clyde in 1860 (two hundred feet or more in length, my guess), shipped out to Peru, taken, in pieces up to Lake Titicaca, eleven thousand five hundred feet above sea level, by mule - somehow - how did they do that? and then re-assembled and launched in 1870.  Nine more ships followed, eight from the UK and one from the US, only two remain, neither working.  I had a look round the Yavari, which by now should be two restaurants.  And a visit to the Islas Flotantes.  Years ago the Uros Indians moved onto the Lake to isolate themselves from the hard-working Inca people, they built floating islands out of Totora Reeds, and lived on them.  The reed is also used for building their homes, making boats and for food.  Quite a unique lifestyle.

Onto Cusco, the Capital of the Inca Empire, and here we have another chance to get in some Inca Ruins, including Sacsayhuaman, Qènko, Puca Pucara, Tambo Machay, Pisac, Ollantatambo and of course, Machu Picchu.  I was lucky last time I was here as Huayna Picchu was closed, due to erosion (if you have ever seen a picture of Machu Picchu, Huayna Picchu is the steep hill in the background).  This time, unfortunately, it is open, and you know how it is - if it is there?  The Incas put in a stairway up to this peak, the steps are somewhat whimsical in shape and size, they are VERY steep and VERY narrow, and often with a sheer drop off the side.  The Incas obviously have less regard for my welfare than I do myself, but the climb to the top was worth it, the view is incredible.  There are terraces up here that the Incas used to cultivate, I am amazed at how they managed to carry sack of potatoes down those steps.  In fact, how am I going to get down those steps, even without the potatoes?  Machu Picchu IS amazing, and well worth a second visit.  For a long time I have been fascinated by the Incas, but, by now I am about Inca'd out.  So, we are off to the Jungle, again, for a few days to get a bit of Amazonian nature.

Here we did all the usual things, toured round in a motorised canoe, all transport is by river.  Going out on the river at night, trying to catch a cayman in a boat with a worn-out, unsilenced outboard engine knocking out about a million decibels, unsurprisingly we failed.  And a night walk through the jungle, looking for wildlife.  A herd of gringos crashing through the rain forest, trying to sneak up on animals that live or die, depending on their instincts to detect professional hunters like jaguar - how much chance has a gringo got??  At least the trees don`t run away.  We like the jungle, which is just as well as we have miles more of it to travel through.  Back to Cusco, we had to hang about for four days to see Inti Raymi, a re-enactment of the Inca Festival for the winter solstice.  The days before the festival were entertaining, with colourful parades and dancing in the streets.  Inti Raymi itself, although a spectacular pageant, was a bit drawn out.  It took ages to getting around to sacrificing the virgin, I doubt she was a real virgin, it certainly was not a real sacrifice!  From here a change of cultures as we drop off the Alti Plano down to Nazca, and no more hanging about.

<>A flight over the incredible geoglyphs.  Some of the animal designs are up to one hundred and eighty metres (six hundred feet) long.  It is possible to stand on the ground thirty feet away and not see anything of them at all.  Even in the plane some of the straight lines go out of sight in both directions, amazing.  A quick tour round a Nazca Cemetery and Irrigation System and on to Ica.  Meanwhile, Helen bit a dog (or was it vice versa?) which meant hanging about while she went to the hospital.  Being a cash customer Helen gets to the front of the queue, she had to pay one pound sixty consultation fee.  Then go to the Pharmacy to buy a treatment kit (gloves, antiseptic, plaster) thirty five pence, after treatment, go back to the Pharmacy to buy a hypodermic, five pence for a vaccination.  The vaccine is free, and then  every day for a week for a gruesome anti-rabies jab in the stomach, leaving me to twiddle my thumbs.  Ica is a grape growing district, so I did the Winery Tours, testing the wines and Pisco (the local spirit).  There are also miles of HUGE sand dunes, so I went on dune buggy rides (hairy) and sandboarding.  A few years ago I had a go at snow-boarding and decided it was a young man's sport, after taking forever to climb up three hundred and sixty feet high sand dunes and almost as long to tumble down them, with a board strapped to my feet, I think sand-boarding is also a young man's sport.

A couple of days in Lima, and then to Huaraz, in the northern highlands, hoping to do some trekking.  It is a fantastic area, but, unfortunately the best trekking is over Helen's altitude limit, so after doing what we could it is back to the coast and further north.  Stopping at Chiclayo.  From here we took a bit of a side trip, inland to Iquitos.  This involved travelling on various buses, for three days, mostly on dirt roads and crossing the Andes  to the town of Yurimaguas, deep in Amazonia.  In the main square is a Cathedral designed by Eiffel, but we are here to catch a boat.  The Eduardo III is a cargo cum passenger boat.  We were allocated some deck space, fortunately not on the same deck as the cattle and chickens, but, I had to nip back to the market to buy a couple of hammocks for the two days and two nights journey down the Rios Huallaga and Marañon to Iquitos. During this trip the boat had to pull in to the river bank a number of times, so that small riverside communities could load goods, mainly bananas, to go to market, or somewhere.

The source of the Amazon is high on Nevado Mismi in the South of Peru, but here, at the confluence of the Rios Ucayrli and Marañon, is the start of the River Amazon and Iquitos is the end of the line for ships from the Atlantic, three thousand eight hundred kms. downstream.  It is also the biggest city in the world with no road connections to anywhere else.  On the main square we met up with Eiffel again, in the shape of La Casa de Hierro (The Iron House).  Fabricated in France, sent out here in meccano kit form with several tons of nuts and bolts, and assembled on site.  Upstairs is the Regal Restaurant, which is also the address of the British Consul.  Helen is worried that as we will be leaving Peru before finishing her Peruvian Anti-Rabies Programme of Injections will she be alright?  And, she wanted to ask somebody English-speaking for an opinion.  The Consul seemed the obvious choice for medical advice.  We found him propping up the bar, in reply to Helen's concern he said "you should be alright, keep your alcohol intake up, and don't worry"  Obviously a man with his finger on the pulse!  So, as we have been getting conflicting advice about malaria I thought I would ask, the man on the spot, he said "I have been here for twenty years, don't worry about it, just drink more beer!"  It is good to know that tax payers money is going towards keeping up "British Standards" even in the remotest corners of the world.

Getting back to Chiclayo we took in a couple of Moche sites (a pre-Inca civilisation) one of them had been worked on for a number of years by Thor Heyerdahl and his team.  And then we headed north to Ecuador, and hopefully a change of diet, as by now both of us are up to here with boiled bananas and rice.  Helen is also hoping for an upturn in her health,  as during our two months in Peru she has had an exaggerated cough and a cold, diarrhoea, altitude sickness, giardiasis and the rabies scare.  We have spent more time in hospitals and chemists than we have sightseeing.... fingers crossed.

Columbia (Sept 2004)

Given Colombia's reputation we planned a shortish route through to Venezuela, travelling only in the daytime and keeping our fingers crossed.  Getting into the border town of Ipiales by lunchtime we took the opportunity to go to the nearby Santuario de las Lajas in the afternoon.  This is a church built in a gorge, a bridge was built from river level up some forty metres and then the church was built on top of it, up against a rock face where some miracle occurred.  And this miraculous rock face some hundred and fifty feet above the valley floor is part of the altar.  Started in 1916 it only took thirty two years to build.  Next day the old Colonial town on Popayan.  From here we took a day out to the mountains and the village of Sylvia, so that Helen could go to yet another market.  In Bolivia it seemed impossible to take a bus journey without getting a puncture and the wheel changing saga that goes with it.  On our way to Sylvia the bus caught fire, I hope that, that is not a harbinger of things to come.

We also took three days to go further a field to Tierre Dentro, and some amazing twelve to fourteen hundred year old sub-terrainean tombs of a little known civilisation (actually I still don't know who they were).  Onto Cali, the home town of the infamous Cali Drug Cartel.  Wandering the streets of Colombia's third largest city it is easy to see that nothing of the drug billions is invested here, but we came here to go on a train ride.  Starting from the village of Cordoba, in the middle of nowhere, we go to San Cipriani, which is even more remote.  The Colombian railway system, like others, is rather dilapidated. At the start of our journey we had to wait a few minutes while the driver got the carriage out of his shed, our transport is rather like an oversized skateboard with roller bearings on each corner.  He plonked it on the track, we all piled on, and then he punted us along with a long pole.  The track undulates a bit, as it winds its way through the jungle, so we were able to get in a few downhill runs.  At one point we met a "real" train coming the other way, well one of those diesel shunting locos, so we had to stop, take our skateboard off the track, let the loco pass, get back on the track and carry on.  The whole thing was quite good fun, and for a bit more money we could have gone on one with a motorcycle attachment, but you know us.

<>Fifty kilometres from Bogota, at Zipaquira is a salt mine.  Supposedly the biggest in the world, started some eight hundred years ago  by the Muiscas it is still producing four hundred tonnes of salt a day with enough left for the next five hundred years.  Old parts of the mine have been converted to a Religious purpose, including a Cathedral able to accommodate eight thousand five hundred people, salt altar, salt crosses, the lot, all underground.  We also took in a few sights in Bogota before wending our way north.  First stop Villa de Leyva, a quaint old Colonial town with cobble stone streets.  Then Barichara with its flagstone streets and olde world charm.  We took a walk along an ancient trail to the remote village of Guane.

Years ago I read a couple of books by people whose journeys took them through the Darien Gap, this is an area without roads or law enforcement, between Colombia and Panama.  The journeys in the book sounded fascinating, but since the late eighties the area has got very dodgy, and even in Colombia it is considered dangerous, so we bypassed it, getting an overnight bus to Cartagena.  Reaching the old fortified city of Cartagena (the fortifications only came after a devastating attack by some pirate named Drake) we have crossed from the Pacific to the Caribbean.  After exploring the old city, the fortifications, and even testing the beaches on one of the local coral islands, our last visit in this area was to Volcan de Lodo el Totumo.  This is the highest volcano of its kind in Colombia.  Climbing to the top of it  was not too difficult as it has a wooden stairway up the whole fifty feet of it, getting to the top we were not disappointed that there were no flames and lava, instead the crater is filled with bubbling liquid mud.  Although it was bubbling the mud is not hot, but just warm, so we got in, had a float around, and a massage.  The mud was amazing, and the bubbles were gasses up from thousands of feet.  From the volcano we walked, covered in mud, down to the local lake to wash off before going back to town.

From there we moved on to Santa Marta to search for the Lost City.  Some time in the fourteenth/fifteenth century the Tayrona People died out and the city of Teyuna became lost to the world, we aimed to find it.  Having moved away from Amazonia and the Andes we thought it would be sunshine, beaches and Pina Coladas all the way, but the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta is mountainous and covered in rain forest.  The first day we spent a lot of time ascending in the tropical sun, and sweating at a rate that appeared to be two gallons an hour, we were soaking wet.  Later we had some tropical rain, then at camp one, a night in a hammock.  Day two was deeper into the jungle, and as the group spread out sometimes Helen and I walking for one or two hours along barely discernible trails without seeing another soul and we were hoping that we were going the right way, and not following some animal track to nowhere.  Another day interspersed with tropical sun and tropical rain, the rain made the trail very muddy in places, and trying to get up or downhill in this mud was often difficult, and very messy.  Day three started with a river crossing up to waist deep in water, after some two hours of trekking we came to the Rio Buritaca again, where we had to wade across, walk upstream a bit, and then re-cross the river.  The river crossings were quite difficult as the bottom was very rocky, and the current was quite strong, and we had to cross and re-cross this river eight times, but after the last crossing we saw some steps going up into the jungle.  Our first sign that we may have found Cuidad Perdida (Lost City).

After climbing twelve hundred steps it was there, Teyuna, the Lost City, we had found it.  Our euphoria was slightly diminished when we realised we were at the bottom of the city, and it was another four hundred steps to the top.  The City itself was an amazing feat of engineering, just wandering about on some of the one hundred and fifty terraces and interconnecting stairways was almost as hard as finding the City in the first place.  The first day going back is a bit hard as we do two legs in one day.  Starting with sixteen hundred, slippery, moss covered steps down, then the eight river crossings.  The river is now a little fiercer due to rains further up, at one point Helen had three men hanging on to her.  It was exciting to watch this tug of war, would Helen take all of them downstream, or, would they get her to the bank?  It was very close, but in the end the men won.  After these eight, it was the two hour trek to the final crossing, and here the current was too strong this time, so, we had to use a crossing point of the local Indians,  a sort of platform, on a rope pulley, and then all the way to camp one.  The last day was a walk in the park in comparison.

The jungle and the scenery was spectacular, the whole thing was a mega trek, but with sleeping in hammocks every night, and due to the effects of tropical sun, tropical rain, wading in rivers and muddy trails, every day we were wet and muddy, all day.  One of us was as happy as a pig in the proverbial, the other was a bit of a moaning minnie.  Colombia is a fantastic country, beautiful scenery everywhere, great people, and most of it is quite safe, well I think it is.  The army is everywhere, in Town Squares, on the streets, even on the roads between towns.  Several times buses we were on were stopped by squads of heavily armed soldiers, who have checked all the luggage and everyone's I.D.  They even had all the men up against the side of the bus and "assume the position" for a quick frisk.  I still have not worked out whether all these troops, guns, and armoured cars, are a sign of security or imminent war.  But, it is a brilliant country, well worth a visit, we loved it, five weeks was no where near long enough, but tomorrow we have to be off to Venezuela.