Comparative Religion (Carpotheology)
| Taoism: | "shit happens." |
| Confucianism: | "Confucius say, 'shit happens'." |
| Buddhism: | "If shit happens, it isn't really shit" |
| Zen: | "What is the sound of shit happening?" |
| Hinduism: | "This shit happened before!" |
| Islam: | "If shit happens, it is the will of Allah." |
| Protestantism: | "Let this shit happen to someone else." |
| Catholicism: | "If shit happens, you deserve it." |
| Judaism: | "Why does this shit always happen to us?" |
| Atheism: | "I don't believe this shit!" |
| Agnosticism: | "What is this shit?" |
| Rastafarianism: | "Let's smoke this shit!" |
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