A cane non magno saepe tenetur aper = A boar is often held by a not large dog.
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit = To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est = Yes, that is a vary large amount of corn.
(At a barbeque)
Animadvertisine, ubicumque stes,
fumum recta in faciem ferri? = Ever noticed
how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi
similes in rupibus vntosissimis exponebantur ad necem = In
the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus! = Let's all wear mood rings!
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! = Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket.
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris= If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Calvo turpuis est nihil comato= Nothing is uglier than a bald man with hair.
Canis meus id comedit = My dog ate it.
Catapultam habeo. isi pecuniam omnem
mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane = I
have a catapult.
Give me all the money, or I will
fling an enormous rock at your head.
Caterva carissima mea est Cimictus= My favorite group is the Beatles.
Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis = I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
Cogito, ergo doleo = I think, therefore I am depressed.
Colossus magnitudinem suam servabit etiam si steterit in pueto = A giant will keep his size even though he will have stood in a well.
Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse= I think we're on the same wavelength.
Credo quia absurdum est = I believe it because it is unreasonable.
Cum catapulatae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt = When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.
Curta suppelex = Scanty furniture.
Demum, veniunt porci = At last, here come the pigs.
Die dulci fruere = Have
a nice day.
Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!=
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? = Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Etiam capillus unus habet umbram= Enen one hair has a shadow.
Fac me cocleario vomere = Gag me with a spoon!
Fac ut gaudeam = Make my day.
Fac ut vivas = Get a life.
Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea pousi = Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.
Fornulum pani lolo = I don't want a toaster.
Frena pro feris teneo = I brake for animals.
Habetis bona deum! = Have a nice day!
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?= Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Illud iterum dicere potes! = You can say that again.
Illiud Latine dici non potest = You can't say that in latin.
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum = We are going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.
Insula Gilligans = Gilligan's Island.
Labra lege = Read my lips.
Laborare non amo = I do not like to work.
Lege atque lacrima = Read'em and weep.
Lex clavatatoris designati rescindenda est = The designated hitter rule has to go.
Macdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O. Et in hot fundo nonnullas boves domesticas habuitt. E-I-E-O. Cum moo moo hic, et cum moo moo ibi. Hic una moo, ibi una moo, ubique una moo moo. acdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O = Old MacDonald had a farm. And on this farm he had some cows. EM-I-E-I-O. With a moo here, and a moo moo here. Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo. Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.
Magister Mundi sum! = I am the master of universe!
Magnu frater spectat te... = Big Brother is watching you.
Me dilectissima! = My favorite!
Mellita, domi adsum = Honey, I'm home.
Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi = Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.
Monstra mihi pecuniam! = Show me the money!
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! = Don't you dare erase my hard disk!
Neutiquam erro = I am not lost.
Nihil est- in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui = That's nothing- in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione= I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo = Don't call me, I'll call you.
Noli habere bovis, vir = Don't have a cow, man!
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat = It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema = I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.
Non possum credere me totum edisse= I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite= Don't applaud. Just throw money.
Non sum pisces = I am not a fish.
Noster populus facit discrepantiam= Our people make the difference.
Nullo modo = No way.
Nullo metro compositum est = It doesn't rhyme.
Nunc prehende uxore meam...sis!= Take my wife....please!
Nupperime de Gallia huc volavi! Mehercule, bracchia mea defatiga sunt! = I fust flew in from Gaul, and boy, are my arms tired!
Oblitus sum perpolire clepsydras!= I forgot to polish the clocks!
Parve leves capiunt animos = Small things effect light minds.
Peregrinus, expectavi pedes meos in cybalis = A foreigner, I expected to be shod in cymbals.
Peruniunt montes, et mus ridiculus nascitur = Mountains are in labor, and a ridiculous mouse is born.
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis= You do not know the power of the dark side.
Prahende uxorem meam, sis! = Take
my wife, please!
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum=
Garbage in, garbage out.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? = How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Quisque comodeus est = Everybody is a comedian.
Quo signo nata es? = What's your sign?
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?= How do you get your hair to do that?
Quone modo nunc, fulve bos? How now, brown cow?
Radix lecti = Couch potato.
Rara avis = Rare bird.
Raptus regaliter = Royally screwed.
Re vera, potas bene = Say, you sure are drinking a lot.
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!= Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.
Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt= You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
Salve, Brute! Crepidas meas per clavos ad solum adfixinte? = Hey, Brutus! Did you nail my sandals to the floor?
Semper ubi sub ubi = Always wear underwear.
Semper ubi ubi in caput tuum = Always wear underwear on your head.
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me
conspirare = I think some people in togas are
plotting against me.
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me
conspirare = I think some people in togas are
plotting against me.
Si hoc non legere potes, tu asinus
es = If you are not able to read this, you
are an ass.
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! = If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!
Sic faciunt omnes = Everyone
is doing it.
Sit vis nobiscum = May
the force be with you.
Sona si Latine loqueris = Honk if you speak Latin.
Spero nos familiares mansuros = I hope we'll still be friends.
Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua= The only good language is a dead language.
Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum= Only you can prevent forest fires.
Stultus est sicut stultus facit= Stupid is as stupid does.
Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio= I am as dead as the nehru jacket.
Tauri in decurso = Bulls on parade.
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure = I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Te precor dulcissime supplex! = Pretty please with a cherry on top!
Totum dependeat = Let it all hang out.
Tua mater tam antiqua ut linguam
latinam loquatur = Your mother is so old, she
speaks Latin.
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Ut si! = As if!
Utinam barbari saptium proprium tuum invadant! = May barbarians invade your personal space!
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! = May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
Vae! = Damn.
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur = Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Vescere bracis meis = Eat my shorts.
Ventis secundis, tene cursum = Go with the flow.
Vidistine nuper imagines moventes
bonas? = Seen any good movies lately?
Visne saltare? Viam Latam
Fungosam scio = Do yu want to dance? I know
the Funky Broadway.